Mommy’s little princess and daddy’s little boy

The best advice they’re gonna get ain’t gonna bring them joy

Its dog eat dog… live life fast… trust nobody…… kiss my ass…

Don’t be a clown

That’s the kind of life philosophy that’s only gonna bring you down

Kids these days... they get a real bad press

But you only need to look at mom and dad

To understand why life’s just a mess

Their rationale for raising kids sure puts logic to the test!

Sure puts logic to the test

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Like Billy on his birthday got a semi-automatic

To accessorise his tattoos and his leather biker jacket

He’s thirteen… Billy’s thirteen and he’s mean…

From a baby to a full-grown man with not much in between

Betty got a breast enlargement on the day she turned sixteen

Training bra to a ‘Double D’ she’s hot to make the scene

She’s daddy’s little queen... happy birthday sweet sixteen

From a baby to a full-grown woman with not much in between

Kids these days ... man, they get a real hard time

But if they got nothing to believe in then what the hell's the use in trying

If you got no dreams to follow you’re just drifting down the line

Just drifting down the line

You got momma’s little princess... you got daddy’s little boy

The best advice they’re gonna get ain't gonna bring them joy

Its dog eat dog… live life fast… trust nobody…… kiss my ass…

Don’t be a clown

That’s the kind of life philosophy that's only gonna to bring you down

Yeah the kind of life philosophy that's only gonna to bring you down